$COUCH
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BUY $COUCH • JD VANCE'S $COUCH • IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BUY $COUCH
$COUCH: Pumping Harder Than a Hillbilly's Hips!
IN $COUCH WE THRUST • FOR THE LOVE OF $COUCH • IN $COUCH WE THRUST
IN $COUCH WE COME IN $COUCH WE COME IN $COUCH WE COME
KEY FEATURES:
Introducing JD Vance's Couch ($COUCH) - the memecoin that's so irresistible, you'll want to get intimate with this investment!
No Venture Capital, Just Vance's Couch: JD put the seed in himself!
Thrust Protocol: Our token penetrates deeper into the market with every transaction.
Proof-of-Stain Consensus: Validate transactions with evidence of your "capital injections".
Love Seat Liquidity Pools: The more you add, the wetter... I mean, better the yields.
Couch-Locked Liquidity: Once you're in, you won't want to pull out.
